Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen used his penis to paint a portrait of Kim Kardashian‘s butt-baring Paper magazine cover.
“I have my penis in one hand and the canvas in the other,” he told the Daily Dot in a phone interview. “I have a very skilled penis, art-wise.”
When using this particular tool, though, size does matter! “It is hard to do an entire canvas using only one’s ‘natural brush,” the artist told the Copenhagen Post. “If one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.”
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