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A Bottle For Tiwa

A Bottle For Tiwa

Maryland, Lagos – Friday Evening – 10.45PM We alighted and retrieved our JanSport bags whilst thanking the driver for a safe trip. Attending Tiwa’s funeral had done a number on Greg and I because we couldn’t seem to pick up pace as we tried to find our way home towards ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 12]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

Read Yvonne the Unical Babe Episode 11 We were on our way to Owerri; Oseloka and I. It came like a bolt from the blue, the proposal. Oseloka had left me his room, together with the properties contained in it. He was already done with school and was awaiting his ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 11]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

It seemed this particular chief had no time for small talks for when we got to his room, he only stared at me from head to feet and suddenly decided that tonight was not going to be right. ‘tomorrow morning’ he had said and slipped into the duvet, and slept ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 10]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

It was yesterday at the hospital that I had found out the mystery behind the missing furniture in Olawunmi’s room. Yvonne had sold them for her medical upkeep. She had known about the cervical cancer for some time now, and was duped into buying drugs that could cure her. Yvonne ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 9]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

Right now, my life was one big ball of shit. I could hear voices outside, the nurses, I presumed. They sounded like nurses. Don’t ask me how nurses sound. Cervical cancer, what was it actually? The doctor had said it could be cured. He said through operation, and that it ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 15]

Akpan's Diary

Saturday pass, di world no end. Oga no sack me. Sunday pass, di world still no end and Oga no sack me kpa kpa. Madam just squeeze face as she follow from church enta house. She just dey vex, dey talk say her Pastor na fake, say him be 419. ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 8]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

Oseloka tossed the phone back at me, ‘Nawa for this your phone o. It just switched off by itself. Whatever it was you didn’t want me to see, the universe is in your favour’, he said. Putting on his shirt, he continued, ‘but it doesn’t matter right? Because I trust ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 14]

Akpan's Diary

No be small thing o.. Madam come back from church last Sunday, come talk say e get wetin she wan tell us for house, say make we come meet am for sitting room. Me and Amara no know wetin she wan talk, but we don dey fear small. Madam dey ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 7]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

  ‘Ah! Precious, your parents said you were a student at UNICAL. I just did not know that this was the kind of student they meant.. So you now school in a hotel and at night for that matter eh?’, Uncle Alfred asked mockingly. Of course he would mock my ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 6]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

It’s not like Olawunmi was specifically a witch. She just had gotten her hands into a higher level of runs. In as much as Yvonne got most of the “uncles”, it still did not erase the fact that Olawunmi and I had gotten our fair share. So Olawunmi had decided ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 13]

Akpan's Diary

My people.. How market? Abeg make una no vex say I neva yarn una wetin dey hapun tey tey. Na condition make crayfish bend. E get one small gbege wey almost burst for house. No be me cause am o. Last week Friday, as we jus dey for compound, person ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 5]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

‘you are awake!’, Olawunmi sputtered and almost choked on her biscuits. She wiped her mouth with her hanky. She looked at me, bright eyed, placed her left hand on her chest, and exhaled audibly; which was quite dramatic. ‘Hmmn Precious, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 4]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

I forced open the door and barged into his room, puffing and panting uncontrollably, I stood, staring furiously at him. It was not his fault that some one I did not know was haunting me.. Infact it was his fault. A girl was seated on his bed, her back leaned ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 3]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

Apparently Olawunmi had over exaggerated Yvonne’s no nonsense attitude where her uncles were concerned. The ride back home was fun, filled with hearty chatters. We had left uncle C-neke at the hotel, and were on our way back home. Yes, I would call it a home because it was truly ...

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Story of a Benin Babe [Episode 18]

Story of a Benin Babe

Read previous episode I got to the hostel to pick my stuffs since exams was over and everyone was either at home or getting ready to go home too, the room was looking so messed up with blood stain on the wall and bed sheets from Naomi’s incident, awww! Poor ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 2]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

There I was, seated on my seat, jacket tightly held to my chest, quivering with fear, my knees knocked hard against each other, I could feel the bones swelling. There three of them stood, as though they owned the place. The one with whom my eyes locked licked his lips ...

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Yvonne the Unical Babe [Episode 1]

Yvonne the Unical Babe

‘Soo, my dad and mom just “retened” from Greece, you know, my dad has been soo engrossed “wif” mount Olympus for awhile now, it’s just too bad I’m in this goddamned school.’ Yvonne babbled on and on, gesticulating excessively with her fiery looking long red nails, her eyes blinked spontaneously ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 12]

Akpan's Diary

My people, una know say dem dey always talk say sometin must kill man. Ehen! My own eh, na t*t* go kee me! My own don reach. I go write letter give Mama Edidiong for Ikot-Ekpene. I go tell am say my pr*ck don put me inside Wahala. I know ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 11]

Akpan's Diary

My people, my people, how una dey? Una no say make una even ask where I dey since. Ah ahn! No be so ooo! Anyway, as una no ask me, make I ask una: How far? Una remember say I catch Madam and Amara dey do kwokirikwo for room abi? ...

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Akpan’s Diary [Episode 10]

Akpan's Diary

My people, e don happen o! Oga travel come leave me and Madam and Amara for house. Madam say make I begin knock for her door before I enter her room, say she no want make I dey look am if she dey baff. Na dat look look dey sweet ...

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