Bisexual American man Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give it back. The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis in the world, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, HuffingtonPost reports�he has an offer he can’t refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum — better known as “The Penis Museum” — has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch sex organ on display after his death. This is an organ that�
got Falcon arrested and detained by the police�for being too big.�
Recounting the experience, Jonah Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, said he was one time stopped and frisked by the�police at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. He said:
I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”
Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. Laughing, Falcon continued:
“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth.�The younger security guard felt threatened by�my “very noticeable” package and interpreted it as a biological threat.
I said, It’s my dick. He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.
So I am flattered by the invitation by the penis museum. I appreciate your museum’s devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear … I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah and the Whale’.
The penis museum opened in Reykjavik in 1997 and houses more than 300 specimen penises and penile parts from more than 93 different animals, including 17 types of whales, seven kinds of seals and walruses, a polar bear and a gorilla. They range in size from a 2-millimeter hamster schlong to a 6-foot whale dong.
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