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‘Soo, my dad and mom just “retened” from Greece, you know, my dad has been soo engrossed “wif” mount Olympus for awhile now, it’s just too bad I’m in this goddamned school.’ Yvonne babbled on and on, gesticulating excessively with her fiery looking long red nails, her eyes blinked spontaneously ...

My people, una know say dem dey always talk say sometin must kill man. Ehen! My own eh, na t*t* go kee me! My own don reach. I go write letter give Mama Edidiong for Ikot-Ekpene. I go tell am say my pr*ck don put me inside Wahala. I know ...

My people, my people, how una dey? Una no say make una even ask where I dey since. Ah ahn! No be so ooo! Anyway, as una no ask me, make I ask una: How far? Una remember say I catch Madam and Amara dey do kwokirikwo for room abi? ...

My people, e don happen o! Oga travel come leave me and Madam and Amara for house. Madam say make I begin knock for her door before I enter her room, say she no want make I dey look am if she dey baff. Na dat look look dey sweet ...

..Upon say I fall from that chair, Madam no even send that one. She no gree make my pr*ck rest o! I f*ck am reach like 2 times, my pr*ck just dey overheat like car engine. As I say make I enter round 3, I just taya. I no get ...

I am just confused. Totally confused. Who send me? Amara don carry sweet t*to give me, now i don confuse. I no know whether to follow Madam or to pursue Amara. Amara don begin behave like say she no know me. If she see me for house, she go do ...

Read previous episode On getting to the hospital we found out Naomi had regained consciousness, and was stabilized but still not able to talk yet. We later found out that she was ganged raped by some group of guys whom she couldn’t identify, the hospital already reported the matter to ...

Oga just dey behave somehow these days. He did not add extra money to my last salary. He’s a good man. I will give him time. I won’t report my Oga. Madam nko? Madam has not had my time after she came back from that 3 day prayer and fasting ...

.. After about 3 minutes, Oga came out with boxers and was speaking big big grammar: ‘Akpan, why are you perturbing the serenity of this domicile?’ Lol. For my mind, I just dey laugh, but I just bone my face, look Oga, tell am: ‘Oga, car wax done finish. Na ...

Madam went for a special 3-day prayer meeting, and I have been in this house with Amara and Oga. Surprisingly, Oga has been coming back early every day. E be like Film. When Madam is around, Oga does not come home till 10pm. Sometimes I wonder why Madam is still ...

No be small tin o! Madam say make I drive am go her Pastor house, make she go do small counseling. When we reach there, Madam say make I wait for car, say she dey come. I jejely stayed in the car, waiting for Madam to come out. After 20 ...

So today, Madam was asking me if I saw her pink pant. Madam talk say she don ask Amara but Amara no take am. I see the pant when Madam buy am, but she never wear am before. The pant be like catapult. Na only rope. The thing fit enter ...

Bisi stared at the girls on the stage. They were her friends. Why wasn’t she up there with them? The answer was simple – because she hadn’t entered Harmony High’s talent competition. She couldn’t sing like Ntombi, dance like Lettie, or tell a joke like Asanda. No, the only talent ...

So last weekend, Madam travelled to the village and as usual, Oga came home with one small girl. This one is a new one. Maybe the last one did not do what Oga likes. This new girl didn’t shout like the last one. I tiptoed out of my room, climbed ...

Good Morning, People of The World.. Here is the beginning of the new series. It is absolutely fictional and written in an innocent prose. Enjoy! The loud blaring of a car horn brought me back to earth. Piiim! Piiiiiiiiiiim! Hay God! That’s my Oga’s car horn, and I’m here on ...

Read previous episode Woke up few hours later in a very beautiful room, with a worried look on my kidnapper’s face, to my surprise it was like a dream when I opened my eyes clearly to see who was staring down at me, I was lost for words to say. ...

Read previous episode I stepped into the room to find Naomi’s unconscious body on the bed half dead, naked with blood stains all over the room, I screamed covered her up and called for help, we took her to a nearby hospital.. I tried calling her cousin whom is a ...

Read Previous Episode Dr Wale asked if David recognized the man his ex dated and he said no. He couldn’t sleep that night. He knew David was trouble the first second he saw him, but he couldn’t resist him. Could David be talking about the same Mercy he used to ...

Read Previous Episode of Thorns & Roses And again I stared into those pair of gorgeous eyes, how can one person be this handsome? And he spoke “I’m very sorry about the other time, I was out of line. I’m really sorry Me: It’s okay. Just don’t be so rude ...

Read Previous Episode The police stumbled into David’s apartment, they searched for any evidence they could lay their hands on. There was nothing, the room was filled with gadgets. They went to his office nobody knew of his whereabout even though his number was still reachable which would be impossible ...